The Yodeler of Gilgamesh

a spark of love a glimpse of venus will cause the womb to develop a fetus she flopped ashore onto the deck she slithered and to the handsome young man she said sir, come hitherrrr and into the moonlight they flailed with their trembling hearts in their throats for a mere yodel was all it took to bring these lovebirds out of their throes love love love loveeee the love of the shrill piercing yodel queer queer queer queer queerrrrrr oh how queer this love story unfoldsssss